what beckons us tonight

England play Croatia to decide who will play France in the World Cup final tonight. Here are some things to look out for in the press depending on the result


If England lose narrowly the team will be called gutsy and courageous losers

If the referee tonight makes a contervisonal decision expect him to be made an enemy of the English people

In the even of a plenty shoot out and an English player makes a horrendous miss expect him to labelled a villain.

And in the event of an English victory the press will act as the team have only 1 hand on the trophy.